Gabriel walks into a costume shop and this what happened...
Gabriel: "Excuse me, I am looking for a Womens Alice in Wonderland costume in size 0".
Clerk: "Oh, your wife must be so beautiful".
Gabriel "Oh, no this is for my 13 almost 14 year old daughter.......my wife is a size 2".
Clerk: Well aren't you a lucky guy to have such beautiful women in your life.
Gabriel: Yes, I am
I must say I do have a sweet husband....but also a damn good liar too!
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